Women-Owned · Montgomery County, MD
Your yard —always ready.
Pet waste removal · Yard sanitation · Odor control ·
Family-safe & guest-ready yards. Subscription-based.
Why Crap·Tas·Tique
Your yard is an extension of your home. The Weekly Clean keeps it consistently fresh and family-safe, week after week, without you lifting a finger. The Signature goes further, with spot enzyme treatments that help restore your yellowed grass from crystallized urine, photo reports after every visit, and a monthly trash can power wash to keep pests away. One handles the basics beautifully. The other transforms how your outdoor space looks and feels year-round.
And when a BBQ, birthday party, or Fourth of July is around the corner, our à la carte add-ons have you covered — because your backyard should be ready for life, not just cleaned between visits.
Recurring subscription — set it and forget it
Every weekly visit includes waste removal AND yard deodorizing — so your outdoor space stays clean and fresh, not just scooped. Billing is automatic through Stripe. No invoices, no reminders, no chasing.
Fully transparent
Pricing is based on yard size and visit frequency — listed right on our website. No quotes that change after the first visit. No hidden fees. What you see is what you pay.
Women-owned · community-rooted
We're your neighbors. We operate in the same Montgomery County neighborhoods we serve. Our brand was built for trust — clean uniforms, professional conduct, and real accountability.
Route-dense — which means reliable
We serve concentrated zones so your service day is never in conflict. Fewer miles means more consistency, lower costs, and zero excuses for missed visits.
MEET THE TEAM
Owner & Operator
I'm Celi and I'm a first-generation Latina, born and raised in Connecticut, and an interior designer graduated from the New York School of Interior Design. I've always believed that a clean, organized home isn't just about aesthetics — it's about mental clarity. When your space is in order, your mind is free to focus on the things that actually matter: your family, your work, your life.
My love for dogs runs deep. I've worked with a dog rescue organization where I helped rehome over 100 dogs, giving each one a second chance at a loving home.
Crap·Tas·Tique Co. was built on that same care — bringing professionalism, discretion, and genuine love for animals to every single yard we service.
In The Field
Our operators don't just do a quick sweep — they systematically scan every usable area of your yard, including spots dogs love but owners forget: behind sheds, beside bushes, along fence lines, and under decks. After every scoop, they apply a deodorizer spray so your yard smells as clean as it looks.
Clients on The Signature receive even more: urine enzyme spot treatment to break down crystallization and restore grass health, a yard condition report with photos after each visit, and a monthly trash can power wash.
They arrive in branded uniforms, treat your property with respect, and document anything that looks out of place. You'll be notified so nothing slips through the cracks.
Quality Control Team
As the official Quality Control Team, Buttons, Bugsy, and Miss Moneypenny take their roles very seriously — inspecting every yard report from the field and offering a perspective that humans simply cannot replicate and has yet to be matched by any industry standard.
When they're not on duty, they can be found modeling the latest in small-dog fashion — socks, harnesses, and coordinated outfits are non-negotiable.
ASK US ANYTHING
Ask our assistant anything about our services, pricing, or how it all works. Or call us directly at (240) 454-3944.
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HOW IT WORKS
Tell us your address, yard size, number of dogs, and which plan you want. Takes 2 minutes.
Secure, automatic monthly billing through Stripe.
We'll call you within 24 hours to confirm your service zone and assign your service day.
Your operator arrives on your assigned day. We show up, we clean, we leave. Every week.
PRICING
Priced by yard size. No phone tag, no guessing, no pressure. Pick your plan and start.
À LA CARTE
Customize your service with add-ons — available anytime, standalone or on top of your subscription. We'll go over pricing when we call to confirm your service.
Interested in an add-on?
Tell us what you need and we'll call you to confirm details and pricing.
REVIEWS
"I didn't know this was a real service until my neighbor mentioned it. I can enjoy my yard now that it is cleaned weekly and doesn't smell."
"Everything about this service feels professional — from the first text to the weekly visits. They show up when they say they will."
"Three dogs, big yard. I was skeptical but they handle everything. My kids can actually use the backyard again."
SERVICE AREA
We currently serve Germantown, Rockville, Gaithersburg, Potomac, Clarksburg, and surrounding neighborhoods. Not sure if we cover your area? Fill out the form and we'll confirm.
GET STARTED
Fill out the form and we'll call you to confirm your zone, assign your service day, and have your subscription active within 48 hours.
Takes about 2 minutes. We'll call you to confirm within 24 hours.
By submitting, you agree to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Your billing will be set up through Stripe after zone confirmation.
